Funny Mc Server Commands to Troll

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Well, here's something you don't see everyday.. Feel free to contribute in the reply section. Well, anyways lets get started.
What you'll need!:
- Gamemode 1 On A Server
- Being on a server with command blocks enabled
- Access to building
- Access to at least a command block and some redstone

Setup:
- Just make a really fast clock..
- Set a command block connected to it where you'll put a command from below in.

Command 1: /tp [PLAYER] ~ 4 ~
I've used this on a flat world creative server with some friends, this made them think they were lagging/crashing/glitching for about three hours. This really made them furious, constantly rejoining and restarting their MC

Command 2: /gamemode 2 [PLAYER]
Well, this might not seem as a scary command, IT IS. Especially when you accidentally do it to yourself.
First, this command basically prevents you from placing any blocks, building, mining, and anything else. Even if the victim tries to go back into gamemode 1, they'll be switched back to GM2 by the command block.
This can be really annoying to deal with. This will also prevent the raging players from destroying your fun contraption. (REALLY GOOD TO USE ALONGSIDE THESE OTHER COMMANDS)

Command 3: /kill [PLAYER]
Again, this seems like the command that you could do by hand. But when placed on a really fast clock, this can make your victim nearly impossible to respawn. Also, you can run around without typing it yourself laughing as s/he tries to respawn

Commands 4 & 5:
/effect [PLAYER] minecraft:blindness 2 10 and /effect [PLAYER] minecraft:night_vision 1 20
The reason why I put these two commands together is because they need to be used together.
What do these commands do together? Officially blind the player from seeing EVERYTHING. Not even the ground below them. I discovered this during class selection in Wynncraft before the Gavel update. It's funny to watch the player roam around!

Command 6: /tp [PLAYER] [OTHER PLAYER]
This if when you're out of ideas, and you just wanna rest. What this command does is basically constantly teleport a victim to another player, which can be annoying while trying to build something. Also, it'll also annoy the person who is the target to tp to.

Well, this isn't all the commands, people seem to be typing their own in the reply section, so here's some more!

Commands From The Community:
Command 7: /execute @e[type=Player,r=20] ~ ~ ~ /gamemode 2 (From ajdude9)
This creates a small forcefield around the command block, so nothing can break anything around it. Can be increased by changing the '20' to another number.

Command 8: /execute @e[type=Snowball] ~ ~ ~ summon Fireball ~ ~ ~ {direction:[0;0;0]}
(From That_Mage) {FIXING ATM}
This will help you throw fireballs at enimies, just right click a snowball for fun!

Commands 9, 10 and 11:
/execute [player] ~ ~ ~ summon PrimedTnt
Destroys whatever the player is standing on

/effect [player] jump_boost 1000000 250
Sends a player to the moon with each jump.

/execute <player> ~ ~ ~ particle hugeexplosion ~ ~ ~ 0 0 0 1 10 0
The player can't see a thing anymore.

Commands 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, and 19 (From Mighty Burger)
/execute @a ~ ~ ~ summon LightningBolt
When executed, a lightning bolt will appear at every player's position. You can replace the @a with a player name if you want to target one player.

/execute @a ~ ~ ~ particle mobappearance ~ ~ ~ 0 0 0 1
When executed, a guardian will move through everyone's screens. Can be really surprising and confusing.

/effect @a jump_boost 1000000 100 true
When executed, everyone will get a massive jump boost. They will be surprised when they jump. The "true" will prevent any particles from giving it away.

/effect @a jump_boost 1000000 200 true
When executed, nobody will be able to jump. At all. This makes it much harder to start flying in creative mode, also.

/execute @a ~ ~ ~ fill ~5 ~5 ~5 ~-5 ~-5 ~-5 dirt 0 replace air
When executed, every player will be buried 5 blocks deep in dirt. It only replaces air, so no actual blocks will be changed. You can change all of the 5s to a bigger number for more dirt, but keep in mind there is a limit to how far you can go. You can also replace the "dirt" with another block as long as it's a valid block ID. (Yes, tnt works)

/execute @a ~ ~ ~ fill ~5 ~5 ~5 ~-5 ~-5 ~-5 dirt
Same as before, but a little more nasty. It will replace all blocks instead of just air. This means if the player has diamond blocks nearby, they turn into dirt. If they have a beacon nearby, it turns into dirt. And yes, it still buries the player.

/tp @a ~ 1e100 ~
Pretty comical one. This will teleport every player a googol (yes, that's a real word) blocks into the sky. That is 1 with 100 zeros after it.
It's also funny because nobody will ever land. Even if a computer running Minecraft never stopped. Everyone will be stuck in the sky and never go down. This is because of the way Minecraft handles coordinates. When you've had your fun, you can return them back to their original position with these two commands:
/tp @a ~ 2000000 ~
/execute @a ~ ~ ~ /spreadplayers ~ ~ 0 1 false @p
The reason you have to teleport everyone to y=2000000 is because /spreadplayers fails when their y axis is greater than 3000000. The reason there is a /spreadplayers command is /spreadplayers will teleport everyone to the highest solid block on the y=axis.

/execute @a ~ ~ ~ /summon Item ~ ~1 ~ {Item:{id:diamond},PickupDelay:32767}
Creates fake diamond items. These items cannot be picked up at all. They will just sit there, taunting everyone who notices it. Most effective on a survival server where people want diamonds the most.
I'm evil but not this evil.
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nice commands, meanie x)
yea i will definitely be trying these ones out (except for ones i've already done =P)
If you want to create a kind of "Force Field" around you contraption to prevent players from interfering, try: "/execute @e[type=Player,r=20] ~ ~ ~ /gamemode 2 "
Don't forget the replace command that turns snowballs into fire charges.
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No such thing as a "replace" command(although that is a function of the "fill" command). What you do is /execute @e[type=Snowball] ~ ~ ~ summon Fireball ~ ~ ~ {direction:[0;0;0]}
What should happen is it will create a fireball on any snowball and the snowball will bump into the fireball, projecting it in the same direction the snowball was traveling. This also works with arrows.

And, if you wanna make the fastest red stone clock in the game, place a command block on the ground, and for the command do

fill ~5 ~1 ~ ~-5 ~1 ~ stone 0

Then 2 blocks above that, so that there's 1 block of space between the first command block, place a second one. You should now have a floating command block, with 1 block of air beneath, on top of another command block. In the command block on top, do

fill ~5 ~-1 ~ ~-5 ~-1 ~ redstone_block 0

When you've done that, place a redstone block in between the two command blocks, and several redstone/stone blocks should appear in a line. Try breaking them. I dare you.

So, the redstone blocks let out a redstone signal 20 times a second. Place a command block on one of em and it will constantly run its command
Pretty much what I meant, I just use replace as a shorthand for execute summon. :p
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I use /effect all the time, it's so fun.
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/execute <player> ~ ~ ~ summon PrimedTnt
/effect <player> jump_boost 1000000 250

/execute <player> ~ ~ ~ particle hugeexplosion ~ ~ ~ 0 0 0 1 10 0
I was also gonna put that command there, I just forgot how to type it. I'll add it. xD
Even trollier- A really slow redstone clock attached to /kill @a. The players can walk around and do stuff, but only for a short amount of time before the die.
Here's 10 more for your trolling needs. Some of them are more advanced.
/execute @a ~ ~ ~ summon LightningBolt

When executed, a lightning bolt will appear at every player's position. You can replace the @a with a player name if you want to target one player.

/execute @a ~ ~ ~ particle mobappearance ~ ~ ~ 0 0 0 1

When executed, a guardian will move through everyone's screens. Can be really surprising and confusing.

/effect @a jump_boost 1000000 100 true

When executed, everyone will get a massive jump boost. They will be surprised when they jump. The "true" will prevent any particles from giving it away.

/effect @a jump_boost 1000000 200 true

When executed, nobody will be able to jump. At all. This makes it much harder to start flying in creative mode, also.

/execute @a ~ ~ ~ fill ~5 ~5 ~5 ~-5 ~-5 ~-5 dirt 0 replace air

When executed, every player will be buried 5 blocks deep in dirt. It only replaces air, so no actual blocks will be changed. You can change all of the 5s to a bigger number for more dirt, but keep in mind there is a limit to how far you can go. You can also replace the "dirt" with another block as long as it's a valid block ID. (Yes, tnt works)

/execute @a ~ ~ ~ fill ~5 ~5 ~5 ~-5 ~-5 ~-5 dirt

Same as before, but a little more nasty. It will replace all blocks instead of just air. This means if the player has diamond blocks nearby, they turn into dirt. If they have a beacon nearby, it turns into dirt. And yes, it still buries the player.

/tp @a ~ 1e100 ~

Pretty comical one. This will teleport every player a googol (yes, that's a real word) blocks into the sky. That is 1 with 100 zeros after it.

10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
It's also funny because nobody will ever land. Even if a computer running Minecraft never stopped. Everyone will be stuck in the sky and never go down. This is because of the way Minecraft handles coordinates. When you've had your fun, you can return them back to their original position with these two commands:
/tp @a ~ 2000000 ~
/execute @a ~ ~ ~ /spreadplayers ~ ~ 0 1 false @p
The reason you have to teleport everyone to y=2000000 is because /spreadplayers fails when their y axis is greater than 3000000. The reason there is a /spreadplayers command is /spreadplayers will teleport everyone to the highest solid block on the y=axis.
/execute @a ~ ~ ~ summon PrimedTnt

Blows everyone up. The TNT explodes as soon as the command is executed.

/execute @a ~ ~ ~ summon PrimedTnt ~ ~ ~ {Fuse:80}

Same as before, but with a delay. You can replace the 80 with any number you like to add delay. Keep in mind any number you put that is above 80 will cause the TNT to become invisible after 4 seconds, and may seem strange.

/execute @a ~ ~ ~ /summon Item ~ ~1 ~ {Item:{id:diamond},PickupDelay:32767}

Creates troll diamond items. These items cannot be picked up at all. They will just sit there, taunting everyone who notices it. Most effective on a survival server where people want diamonds the most.
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Start a comparator loop, command block, /kill @a and thats how u break a server
How about @e for extra effect?
Kusu~ Obsessed with purple. HERO

This is what I do to my friends as a the owner of the server :3
I know an alternative command myself, so I'll fix it.
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thouse seem fun :) would it be possible to spawn in a mob where they cant kill, but the mob wont move? so like a frozen mob. then possible you can change the rotation of it